WAX APPLE

"Forget those stinkin' Polios kids. They're no good. Did you see what they did to my lawn? No good, I'm tellin' ya. There's this new group a' kids in town, though. Now these kids, they're good ones. You can tell. They've got trustworthy faces. Real upstanding citizens, this bunch. WAX APPLE, they call themselves. Yeah, things are really looking...
OH MY GOD! MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE!"

WAX APPLE...does not taste like REAL APPLE. Don't take a bite and expect juicy, fruity goodness. Because you will be disappointed and make icky faces. WAX APPLE is a by-product of The Polios. If this sounds unappetizing to you, then you are right. It's unappetizing as all hell.

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